ME: Maybe I do remember someone mentioning it the other day.
RYAN: They had the baby.
RYAN: Her and Kanye.
ME: OMG it's Kanye's baby? How weird. [As I pull out my iPad]
RYAN: What do you do all day that you are so unaware of this?
ME: I don't know. I guess I'm more self-involved than a Kardashian?